hi i'm kate and i'm probs the most sarcastic person you'll ever meet

holyghoul:

im just a human bean

cyberdepressed:

*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

stylelist-tidebuy:

Beautiful White Highly Comfortable Campus Style Lace-Up Pattern Canvas Shoes

stylelist-tidebuy:

Beautiful White Highly Comfortable Campus Style Lace-Up Pattern Canvas Shoes

cakejam:

i have 2 moods:

  1. yes
  2. no

postscratch:

IM CRYING THIS KID IN MY SCHOOL WAS EXPELLED FOR TAKING A SHIT ON OUR PRINCIPALS DESK 

ggaga:

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation