hi i'm kate and i'm probs the most sarcastic person you'll ever meet

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

burgerkid:

my favourite subject in school is none

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

untexting:

I want to have the cutest relationship with you.

stylelist-tidebuy:

Platform Stiletto Heel Round-toe Black Women’s Shoes

stylelist-tidebuy:

Platform Stiletto Heel Round-toe Black Women’s Shoes

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

oknope:

is your face from mcdonalds? cause im loving it

r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money

rogerina:

i’ll see you in heck

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

mrsdwight:

adkkk:

byemeghan:

My weight loss story: I’m Meghan and I lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks using this new cleanse my best friend recommended. I’ve been eating the exact same way as before and I lost 20 pounds. My metabolism is faster than Usain Bolt now. The other thing I like about the cleanse is it’s 100% organic, and helps remove bad toxins from your body. If you’re somebody struggling to lose weight, I would highly recommend giving this a try. I have yet to see anything else that works like it. Tip: you can get a free bottle (and only pay like $4 for shipping) if you order now because of some sort of summer special. I got my bottle free thanks to the summer deal which is crazy cause I’ve spent more on weight loss products in the past that flat out did not work. Good luck to everyone trying to lose weight!

thank you for recommending the cleanse! figured i’d give it a try and just got my free bottle thanks to their summer special, btw congrats on your progress you look fucking fab!!


YOU GO GIRL

mrsdwight:

adkkk:

byemeghan:

My weight loss story: I’m Meghan and I lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks using this new cleanse my best friend recommended. I’ve been eating the exact same way as before and I lost 20 pounds. My metabolism is faster than Usain Bolt now. The other thing I like about the cleanse is it’s 100% organic, and helps remove bad toxins from your body. If you’re somebody struggling to lose weight, I would highly recommend giving this a try. I have yet to see anything else that works like it. Tip: you can get a free bottle (and only pay like $4 for shipping) if you order now because of some sort of summer special. I got my bottle free thanks to the summer deal which is crazy cause I’ve spent more on weight loss products in the past that flat out did not work. Good luck to everyone trying to lose weight!

thank you for recommending the cleanse! figured i’d give it a try and just got my free bottle thanks to their summer special, btw congrats on your progress you look fucking fab!!

YOU GO GIRL

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue